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Coffee Jokes
Have a laugh (or cry) with our collection of Coffee Jokes. If you know of any other coffee jokes that would go well here, be sure to contact us.
A man walks into a cafe and asks the waitress how much the coffee is. "It's $4" replied the waitress. "Well how much are the refills then?" asks the man. "They are free" says the waitress. "Hmm, well I'll just take a refill then!".
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it!
A man at a restaurant was annoyed that the waiter hadn't brought a spoon for his coffee.. so at the top of his voice, and so the other patrons could hear, he states "This coffee is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers". The waiter hearing this made a hasty retreat to the kitchen, and returned promptly to the table with another coffee. "Here you are sir" said the waiter. "This coffee is not nearly as hot!"
Coffee, Chocolate, and Men are so much better rich!
Remember when we would talk over our problems with a coffee and a cigarette. Now they are the problems!
Why Coffee is better than Men
You can make coffee as sweet as you desire.
A cup of coffee always looks good.
Coffee smells good.
Coffee tastes good.
Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
You can have a good conversation with coffee.
You can have coffee anywhere, anytime, and not get arrested.
You can have as many coffees as you desire.
Coffee doesn't care what you look like.
You know you're drinking too much coffee when..
You lick the coffee pot clean.
You sleep with your eyes open.
The energizer bunny wears out before you do.
All your kids are named Joe.
You want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee tin.
Your survival kit contains a pound of coffee and a grinder.
You answer the door before anyone knocks.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
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